10 Corny Jokes to Brighten Your Day
People can hate on corny jokes all they want but there is no denying that they can put on a smile on your face on your worst days. Here are 10 of my favorite corny jokes:
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
The crack up too easily. - What do you call an alligator detective?
An invest-gator. - What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback. - What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something. - What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain. - What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore. - Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs. - What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest. - What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the Pizza in the oven. - What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line.
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